Two silly stories...
Trevor loves his Small Paul Jeans, they are always first out of the drawer when laundry get done. One recent day Trevor wanted to see what the back of Shelly's jeans said, after close inspection the informed her that his jeans are "Small
Pauls" and her jeans are "Large
Pauls"!
Last time Trevor had the hiccups Shelly offer to scare them away, he replied "No Mom, don't scare them away, they are MY hiccups"!